Julia.

Seattle.

Twenty-One.

The Babe With The Power

 


At the beep, please leave your name, number, and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man’s existential dilemma, and we’ll get back to you.

At the beep, please leave your name, number, and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man’s existential dilemma, and we’ll get back to you.

Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.

Men: YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!

Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.

Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!

Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.

Men: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!

Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.

Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!

Feminists: Um...

Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!